Palatini PUMPKIN HEMA Jacket – Custom

🎃 Palatini PUMPKIN HEMA Jacket (Custom) – Puffy, Proud, and Personal

Have you ever looked at a standard HEMA jacket and thought:

“This is nice, but what if I looked like a Renaissance mercenary about to duel someone and attend a masquerade?”

Enter the Palatini PUMPKIN — a flamboyant, loud, puff-sleeved fencing jacket made for those who believe protection and personal expression can co-exist. Designed in the spirit of Landsknecht soldiers (who had zero chill and even less uniformity), this jacket is made-to-order, fully customizable, and 100% guaranteed to make someone in the salle ask: “Where did you get that?”

🔍 Key Features:

• Puffy Puffy Puffy Sleeves:
  Inspired by Landsknecht aesthetics. Extra room for movement, drama, and 16th-century flair.

• Color? Yes.
  You choose. Mix-and-match fabrics, go wild. Clashing is a feature, not a bug.
  Printed brocade pattern? Got it!

• No Default Sizes:
  Every Pumpkin is made-to-measure. You bring the numbers, we bring the puff.

• Upgrade Options:
  Want real stab resistance? Add (at significant extra cost) a lining of Kevlar or UHMWPE fabric — rated ANSI/ISEA level 5 or EN388 level 4 — inside or outside (salt-and-pepper gray only). Pretty or practical — your call.
  *This is how salt-and-pepper gray fabric looks like:
  

• Versatile Use:
  Works for HEMA, cosplay, festival flair, or just confusing your opponents through sheer fashion intimidation.

📐 Custom Order Guidelines:

• We will contact you for detailed measurements after your order.

• Please be precise — this is your puff armor, not your pyjamas.

• Expect long lead times (true glory cannot be rushed).

• Price will vary depending on fabric choices and protection level. Quotes provided after consultation.

⚠️ Important Note:

This jacket is more about presence than puncture resistance — unless you choose the high-end stab-proof upgrades (which might cost more than your plastic sword). Either way, you’ll look fantastic.

And here’s the kicker:
The Palatini line is already affordable and practical enough for moderate steel sparring out of the box. So even if you go wild and add real stab-resistant fabric, your total cost still won’t be that far off from some of those “799 Newton” armored sausages sold elsewhere.

⚠️ Disclaimer:

This jacket is designed for HEMA and historical martial arts training. It is not certified personal protective equipment (PPE).
The “350N”, “800N”, or “HEMA GEAR” labels are not equivalent to FIE or CE fencing certification. For higher-risk activities, consult your club, federation, and tailor.

📸 About the Photos:

No studio. No white backdrop. Just a Xiaomi 13 Ultra, sunlight, and LED lights from the fencing hall.
Too lazy for catalog shots — but the jacket speaks for itself.
Raw. Real. Proudly PUMPKIN.